Weirded Out

Susan just stands there, staring at all the books. I haven't even told her about... about being the author. "Susan," I say "I need to show you something!". "What?" she says. "Come on, Susan!" We walk over to the aisle closest to the door, and I show Susan the title page of "Princess and the Pea". "That's weird!" she says. "Susan, calm down." "I'm not upset! I'm excited. This could be fun!" Then, Susan grabs the book off the shelf, and walks away. "By the way," I say to her "you're not gonna mention this to anyone... right?" No answer.